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Kirk Demotivational Poster


CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am


TAGS: james kirk star trek parody abrams movie doris
Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?


Captain Kirk -


TAGS: kirk star trek
Rating: 2.67/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:17 am
He's directly descended from Sterling Archer.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
All bow down to him..... he is Epic, truly... truly, EPIC!!! Gosh, man!!! This Mofu.... is Epic all rolled in to one. Pass!!!!!! all the way pass!!!
Hasiano - December 2, 2008, 6:54 am
Epic doesnt even come close dude
john doe - October 22, 2008, 9:33 am
epic win.


Expendability -


TAGS: trek captain kirk spock
Rating: 2.48/5
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


HE'S DEAD JIM - I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET!!!




JAMES T. KIRK - Who Knew? But I wouldn't doubt it


TAGS: kirk
Rating: 3.47/5

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Claire - November 4, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic photoshopping.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 4:10 am
He does have a tendency to boldly go where no man has gone before. :})
Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 1:14 am
Really..... this shit needs to end. No more crossovers.


HEY SPOCK! -




GENTLEMEN, I HAVE SAVED THE GALAXY AGAIN. - Bones, get me some bootleg Romulan Ale. Spock, fetch me some whores. Green skin, big tits.


TAGS: kirk is a pimp
Rating: 4.64/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:05 pm
On the big TV: ...And the Irishman says... Kirk: Are you getting this Spock?
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:10 pm
WTH is this?? lol
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:22 pm

kirk vs picard....p'ffft....no contest.


BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


I SWEAR THAT GUY CHEATS - But I'm not about to accuse him!


TAGS: gorn kirk
Rating: 4.33/5

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SHAGGED MORE ALIENS THAN KIRK -




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

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fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.


TREK PORN - And You Thought You Were Getting Troi On Crusher


TAGS: star trek spok kirk
Rating: 4.15/5

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javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:46 am
we are all seperate....is there a way that the site could say that.... i do not like catchin flak form people sayin that i create second accounts to get around things.....who is phil2727
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:43 am
what about unholysinner, and phil2727?
javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:41 am
greasyjizzball and otakugiant are not me again friends on a network with the same ip address


I SCEAM -




KIRK HAIKU -


TAGS: kirk star trek kahn
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - September 9, 2009, 9:25 pm
This is great. 5. Welcome to the "Retards don't apprecite my haiku club. The fools!" Incidentally, with proper arranging, you'll see that that's also a haiku (up all night working on it).
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:46 pm
I like it. Don't know why, but I like it!
darkangel98s - September 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
I can not tell A lie. For being the first I took part in, this little assignment was painful. I don't do poems
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 6:58 pm
This is a bitch assignment eh DA


THE ULTIMATE QUESTION - Which is better Kirk or Picard


TAGS: kirk picard star trek
Rating: 2.69/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 4:03 pm
Kirk, Hagar, Wilma, Mrs. Howell
Anima - July 29, 2011, 9:18 am
Hagar, Betty, who the hell are the other two
alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 1:09 am
"Which" or "who" is better? This not even close to the ultimate question. David Lee Roth or Hagar. Wilma or Betty, Mary Ann or Ginger, that is the question.
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 6:41 am
Sisko is cool, Janeway isn't fit enough to polish Kirk's shoes never mind Picard's head, tough question tho
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:55 pm
Done that at the local STFC, it was epic
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:54 pm
easy stay in basement & order, pretend ur part of TMNT
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:53 pm
Sorry no, Picard had the balls to become Locutus, Kirk took on Khan, and slept with half the galaxy's female residents. Yes Sisko was cool, but not as cool as Picard, Janeway just sucked
Cloudchaser - July 23, 2011, 1:15 am
Wanna have some fun? Go to a Star Trek forum, ask that question, and sit back with a tub of popcorn
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 5:35 pm
No, you forgot about Sisco, as well as Janeway! Janeway could kick both their asses any time.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 3:01 pm
If THAT'S your ultimate question, then you really ought to get a better ultimage question, such as: Table for one vs. stay in basement and order in?


LUBRICATION -




KIRK PRUNE JUICE -


TAGS: kirk needs prune juice ftw
Rating: 2.18/5

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agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:20 pm
Thanks for the head's up, rerun. ABC, you are going to have a very hard time of it now.
rerun - October 31, 2010, 6:11 pm

ABC - why do you continue to resubmit work that has been rejected? Keep up the crappy work and it will be a very quick exit for you. You only get this one very public warning.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 3:11 pm
Thx, I will.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:03 pm
ABC a word of advice... Use the PM function and ask for some help from the older members if you want to improve.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 2:59 pm
Thank you for your support ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 12:15 pm
You Mods just approve this crap to torture us. I get it, your version of a Halloween prank.


PRECAUTIONS - Wrap yo' willy fo' yo' go silly.




DESPITE KIRKS REPUTATION - It was Spock that bagged all the babes




NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.


TAGS: kirk picard star trek
Rating: 2.55/5

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Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
This is an example of how a poster can be really bad, and still be full of fail.
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:33 pm
In my mind an example of how one can be very different, but just as good.


KIRK'S TROPHY ROOM - ...And this I had commissioned to honor the size of my balls.




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time joke expendable crew tv show double entende sexy girl star trek kirk
Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
Funny!


WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default




DRIVEN TO DRINK - I blame the green chick.




CITIZEN -


TAGS: police riot kirk vs gorn
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 5:56 pm

very nicely done dude. solid 5!


JAMES, KIRK - I'm sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.




WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

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okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.


SPACED OUT -


TAGS: spock kirk star trek
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Funny, nice twist. 5L


PREPAREDNESS - Never forget the value of having the correct reference materials on hand




THE WOMANIZER - Sooner or Later....Everybody Knows!


TAGS: kirk
Rating: 4.11/5

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TheGoat - February 7, 2010, 1:24 am
Why do you think Kirk was so keen to get off ship every episode? All the women on board the Enterprise knew the score...


Cogent reasons to avoid viewing online content while at work -


TAGS: comdr kirk zulu
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:46 am
And NSFW violates a part of the prime directive.


TRIBBLES AND TIMMIES - They have a lot in common. There's too many of them. And they piss off the truly great.


TAGS: tribbles timmies kirk star trek
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
Actually, they entertain the truly great.


WAITING FOR ANSWER -


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


SCREW TRIBBLES. - Next time I'm getting a dog.




TOASTERGULL -




ALOOFNESS - Just because I can hear you doesn't mean I care.


TAGS: kirk aloofness
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 3:55 pm
Hey That's Gary 7.


ALIEN SEX -


TAGS: we all wanted to be captain kirk
Rating: 3.65/5

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GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:19 pm
no telling....some bull and matador sexual roleplaying? toro,.toro.
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
What do you think she uses that helmet for, Grey?
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:11 pm
Oh, Alien sex. I was thinking some other A sex word when I saw her pic. 5 horny helmets


ONE WORD - FISTICUFFS




THE ONE WITH CAPTAIN KIRK - It's Better Than This One.


TAGS: captain kirk
Rating: 1.88/5

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Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:34 pm
You are incorrect, Kirk would fight her, have his shirt ripped, steal the sword, nail her and be on his way to get some red shirts killed and no one would even remember who this bitch is.
crash - March 31, 2009, 11:15 pm
Hate to say, but this one has a hot chick with a sword..... much more awesome than Capt. J.T. Kirk.


CAPTAIN KIRK -




Eating Disorder -


TAGS: shatner kirk eating disorders gloating
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:21 am
Thanks dawg! I appreciate the compliment. Ohhh the poster...still thanks.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:19 am
Thanks me lord...like to give ya the giggles!
spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:31 pm
Beeeeau....tiiiiiii.....fuuuuul....5
Reality Lord - November 13, 2013, 4:24 pm

LOL5...HUGE LOL5


Scotty, I give up -




WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE - has James Tiberius Kirk gone to?


TAGS: james tiberius kirk universe star trek rnr
Rating: 1.52/5

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RnR - August 6, 2008, 7:22 am
no guts, no glory :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:16 pm
RnR, I have this pic in my hard drive, and I considered making a poster out of it for like 2 milliseconds before thinking I would only get nerdtrashed for it. You win a million trekkie points. I salute you. (nice Carmen Sandiego ref btw)


Penis Envey -




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